there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

I think instead of heaven or hell when they die everyone who has ever wanted to fuck Cicero from skyrim should all be put in a big room together and can only pass on to the next afterlife once they find out that 1 secret thing they have in common

Hi y’all! We’re back in town, and we’re ready to… figure out where we left off?! Give us a couple of hours, i’m sure i left my calendar around here somewhere…